Who Else Wishes Pippa was Never the Bridesmaid at Kate and Wills' Wedding?

Have you had enough? Aren't you sick of it? Isn't there some other celebrity you would rather hear about? Someone who is actually pretty and doing something exciting other than being related to the future Queen of England?

I mean okay she looked good at Kate and Wills wedding, and her derriere caught your eye...Butt I mean, but there are many women with a firm and toned back side, and the dress was obviously padded, as her behind has never looked as good since.

She has, or rather a certain part of her anatomy has crashed Twitter, spawned websites, inspired facebook fan pages, a Pippa Middleton butt lift procedure, and triggered article after article dedicated to Pippa Middleton. You would think the world in general and the U.K in particular is devoid of beautiful women, and the entire world population consists of women suffering from flat buttocks syndrome; and that celebrities out there are n't doing anything worth reporting about such as helping children in East Africa.

Pippa Middleton managed to unseat the Her Royal Rearness Jeniffer Lopez on the day of Royal wedding, according to Google Trends search rankings; and she has managed to stay on top, although Jenny from the block is putting up a brave fight. It is safe to assume that in order to cover her insurance premium on her rear assets J-Lo will do some sort of PR stunt like wearing skirt that slips off to the SuperBowl ceremony or some such event to get back in the limelight.

Pippa Middleton won't be able to resort to such measures as she is now related to British Royal family by marriage- I'm sure the tabloids are hoping a butt PR war ensues or they can try and orchestrate one.

So tell me readers are you fed up with the media's Pippa coverage? Yay or Nay?

Private and confidential

I am actually quite a private person and the main attraction of blogging to me is that it allows me to publish my writing, without revealing who I am. The charm of saying whatever you want without serious consequences is alluring. So far, it seems that I don't have many readers and I haven't inspired or provoked anyone to comment. Perhaps, someone as private as me is better off writing a meaningful journal blog..but not sharing it publicly.

But, I wish to give this blogging thing a go. Partially, because I feel I am growing too anti-social. Too anti-social? LOL! I believe there are degrees of anti-social behaviour, and I am going further up the scale. I don't feel like socialising with anyone except my friends. I am not interested in meeting new people anymore. At work, I have stopped making an effort. I feel I have become a better judge of the sort of people I can maintain a real friendship with and if I feel you are not that person I don't bother with the small talk am only polite. This seems to be perfectly fine because Arab women aren't in the habit of initiating conversation it seems. Especially, as they will have to make a special effort and speak to me in English. Oh well, I am not too interested in listening to the latest tiff you had with your husband or the recent disciplining problem you had with your teenage daughter. I guess the age gap adds to my reluctance to socialise with people closer to mom's age than mine.

The younger crowd is either not my type or not English speaking, and actually I'm quite content with the way things are. I wouldn't mind having one or two more friends though, especially since one of my close friends is getting married and leaving the country. The Expat lifestyle: lose a friend every year, except before you gained one as well. I feel my close circle of friends is shrinking. Blogging may be a way to gain like-minded new friends albeit maybe only virtual ones.