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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Who Else Wishes Pippa was Never the Bridesmaid at Kate and Wills' Wedding?

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Have you had enough? Aren't you sick of it? Isn't there some other celebrity you would rather hear about? Someone who is actually pretty and doing something exciting other than being related to the future Queen of England?

I mean okay she looked good at Kate and Wills wedding, and her derriere caught your eye...Butt I mean, but there are many women with a firm and toned back side, and the dress was obviously padded, as her behind has never looked as good since.

She has, or rather a certain part of her anatomy has crashed Twitter, spawned websites, inspired facebook fan pages, a Pippa Middleton butt lift procedure, and triggered article after article dedicated to Pippa Middleton. You would think the world in general and the U.K in particular is devoid of beautiful women, and the entire world population consists of women suffering from flat buttocks syndrome; and that celebrities out there are n't doing anything worth reporting about such as helping children in East Africa.

Pippa Middleton managed to unseat the Her Royal Rearness Jeniffer Lopez on the day of Royal wedding, according to Google Trends search rankings; and she has managed to stay on top, although Jenny from the block is putting up a brave fight. It is safe to assume that in order to cover her insurance premium on her rear assets J-Lo will do some sort of PR stunt like wearing skirt that slips off to the SuperBowl ceremony or some such event to get back in the limelight.

Pippa Middleton won't be able to resort to such measures as she is now related to British Royal family by marriage- I'm sure the tabloids are hoping a butt PR war ensues or they can try and orchestrate one.

So tell me readers are you fed up with the media's Pippa coverage? Yay or Nay?