This post is primarily aimed at readers outside of Saudi Arabia, and specifically those in Hollywood.You know how you are...you make those atrocious movies in which to depict an Arab you simply take any man with a swarthy complexion, and throw a random checked/plain piece of cloth on their head..and Ta da! Lo and behold you have an Arab! The utter disregard to the quality of material, lack of starch and total haphazard way its done pains me. Don't even get me started on the negative stereotypical roles portrayed by Arab characters in Hollywood.
In reality, the ghutra/shemagh as worn by men in the Gulf, adds to their charm, and can look anything from sophisticated to trendy to functional- but never ever do you see them wear it in the ridiculous fashion showed on T.V.
Anyway, as incorrectly worn headgear/ghutra.shemagh/keffiyeh/checkered cloth on T.V is really a pet peeve of mine, I decided I simply had to illuminate the
Until then here are a few examples of How NOT to Wear A Ghutra:
1) Dumb Dude: A I wanna dress up like a Arab/terrorist/ Lawrence of Arabia for Halloween, what do I wear, dude?
Dumber Dude: Oooh that's scary! Okay dude, put on a checkered piece of cloth/tablecloth on your head, and you're good, maybe wear a white dress, haw haw haw. See result below-
|The Halloween' style|
2) Next up is the "napkin wig' style sported by Sadiq Hussain's character in an old Van Damme movie called ''Bloodsport", first of all he looks like a tan East Asian man, not Arab, and that has got be the shortest/smallest shemagh I'vee seen in my life. So here they took a red and white check napkin scrunched it on top of Asian guys head and secured with the ágaal, so that it looks bit like a wig.
|The napkin wig style|
3) I'm torn on what to call the next style, the "I'm gay and I'm proud of it"- that's why I'm wearing a green thobe and matching keffiyeh, if you have problem with that-talk to the hand.
"I'm really a Saudi girl, disugised as a guy coz I wanted drive/go to a football game" style, and so I decided to put on my matching olive green scarf to go with my olive green thobe/dishdasha, -white is just not my colour!.. I guess, 'I'm really a girl style' works either way if you know what I mean?
|I'm really a girl style|
|An AmericanWannabe Saudi- Who'dve thought?!|
Finally, I would like to leave you with a picture showing you how its really done. It depicts the many right ways of wearing the ghutra/shemagh, check out the Saudi Jeans post for details on each style.
|Caption this picture !|
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